Posted by
ShiningCity on Friday, November 21, 2008 4:31:12 PM
I'm assembling my armory of coping devices for Jan. 22, 2009. I do own these objects, and I am not ashamed.
Exhibit A: The Fun Meter
Integral to improving the attitude of those around you.
Take my word for it, these babies make excellent enhancements to your wardrobe for those unnecessary office meetings, where others are prone to talk too much. Make of show of changing the fun meter from "max" to "min" for Irksome Colleague speeches.
Exhibit B: Head Massager (do not google this term to try and find the item. Don't ask me how I know this. I will give you the link for purchase.)
Very happy user.
If you wear the head massager and the fun meter all day at the office, you will discover that you are no longer experiencing tiresome social interruptions.
UPDATE: I do not recommend wearing this for longer than 20 minutes. Don't ask me how I know this, either.
Exhibit C: Sustenance
(I will take delivery of this as payment for the good advice & generally cheery chronicles provided in this blog.)
Exhibit D: Sample Ballot
A Minnesota disputed ballot, 2008 (Original link
IMAO)
This is my 2012 plan: if the GOP doesn't get their crap together, & no other party is a viable substitute. No more computer ballots for me, just paper from now on. Stray marks everywhere....identifying signatures. Generally cause a ruckus, & make them have to judge the ballot. Write-in "Lizard People" for every position.
Feel free to contribute your suggestions in the comments, or submit yours via email:
cmitch4@gmail.com
No love letters please.